So what. Several weeks ago I threw up a random contest ([link] that made you kinda go boink about Facbeook, poking, and a long distance relationship. I read them, laughed my ass off at all of them somehow. Wrote my own and had some fun myself. We should have more of just creative writing sessions.
Regardless the winner. Is...
who wrote this:
"she felt a great wave of anger boiling up from within. She crushed the styrofoam table with her forehead while she spammed the poke button as fast and hard as her rage will let her. With a mighty roar, the lady burst from her cardboard box and throws a cookbook in the general direction of the man's residence. The last words out of here mouth was "J00 5UKZ0Rz!" And she died from her head exploding because some poor soul passing through got too close."
Some opinions from my studio friends:
James: If language degraded that much I think J00 5UKZ0Rz is what I'll be saying in the future.
Hirata: Stop wasting your points on this.
Kari: And then her head exploded like mine. I laughed. Short and simple.
Awesomeness. You get like... less than $1 / 30 points for writing that, will throw it into your donation pool because I love donations. Thanks for the laughs. Love you all. Will find some more points for more contests to happen.