About 6 days ago, as a sarcastic remark, I posted this on the complaints forum.

I recommend you the MMORPG game called REALITY ~OUTSIDE EDITION~. It's amazing.

Features:
1. One life - no more
2. No save points
3. Game play lasts around 70 years
4. Interactions with variety of people - Includes 6000 languages and 12,000 culture expansion packs which you can get with a airplane ticket.
5. Ultra realistic graphics - better than Crysis
6. Purchase things! Like you always can with... currency!
7. Lots more expansion packs include: Elementary, middle school, highschool, college education pack! Plus don't forget the Poverty pack which comes free with the actual game.

Requirements:
- Human organs (including heart, lungs, kidneys... to skin and brain)

Warning:
Once played, certain portions become very dull due to boringness. It is also illegal to "quit" or "log out" of the game once the game has started.